1 00:01:50,126 --> 00:01:53,129 In the czech republic, too, we love pork. 2 00:01:53,246 --> 00:01:55,748 Ever had our sausages? 3 00:02:01,254 --> 00:02:04,757 In the czech republic, too, we love pork. 4 00:02:04,757 --> 00:02:07,760 You ever had our sausages? 5 00:02:28,665 --> 00:02:31,784 - Adriana? - In the czech republic, too, we love pork. 6 00:02:31,918 --> 00:02:33,920 Ever had our sausages? 7 00:02:38,291 --> 00:02:41,294 Emil kolar? 8 00:02:41,294 --> 00:02:45,798 - Help you? - Salami sub, hold the mayo. 9 00:02:45,798 --> 00:02:47,800 We're out of mayo. 10 00:02:51,304 --> 00:02:53,806 Change my meat to black forest. 11 00:03:03,950 --> 00:03:06,953 - You killed me. - What do you want me to do about it now? 12 00:03:06,953 --> 00:03:10,456 - I wanna tell you. - Tell me what? You come here every night. 13 00:03:10,456 --> 00:03:13,459 - You fucked up. - What do you mean? 14 00:03:15,211 --> 00:03:17,213 Here's these. 15 00:03:17,330 --> 00:03:18,831 Where did you find'em? 16 00:03:19,332 --> 00:03:22,335 One in the table. Three in my skull. 17 00:03:24,837 --> 00:03:27,340 You will have our sausages. 18 00:03:27,340 --> 00:03:30,226 Get rid of these. 19 00:03:30,226 --> 00:03:32,729 Let go of me! Let go! 20 00:03:44,490 --> 00:03:46,492 I would have wrapped it, but-- that's okay. A computer! 21 00:03:46,993 --> 00:03:50,496 This model got such a good write- up, i got one for myself. You're gonna love it. 22 00:03:50,496 --> 00:03:54,000 Let's move on, okay? Congratulations. God bless. 23 00:03:59,756 --> 00:04:02,258 Hon, you look gorgeous. By the way, who's your date? 24 00:04:02,258 --> 00:04:05,762 I'll give you "who's your date." come here. Good to see you. 25 00:04:05,762 --> 00:04:07,764 Congratulations. Thank you. 26 00:04:07,764 --> 00:04:10,266 Melissa was beautiful up there. I know. Thank you. 27 00:04:10,266 --> 00:04:12,769 Oh, mama livia. Come esta, darling? 28 00:04:13,269 --> 00:04:18,274 Listen to him with that "my darling." I am nobody's darling. 29 00:04:18,274 --> 00:04:20,777 This one here, she never disappoints ya, i'll tell ya that. 30 00:04:20,777 --> 00:04:23,780 Are you still seeing your other women, lorenzo? 31 00:04:23,780 --> 00:04:26,282 Come on, ma. Let's mingle. 32 00:04:26,282 --> 00:04:28,284 Sorry. The older she gets, the worse she gets. 33 00:04:28,785 --> 00:04:31,788 Ah. Listen. I heard some disturbing shit last night. 34 00:04:31,788 --> 00:04:35,792 I wanted to talk to you about it. But with the rehearsal dinner and everything, it just-- 35 00:04:35,792 --> 00:04:38,294 yeah. I-- there's the priest, though. 36 00:04:38,294 --> 00:04:40,296 I'll be right back. Go ahead. 37 00:04:46,302 --> 00:04:50,807 Yeah! Whoo! 38 00:04:51,174 --> 00:04:53,676 Salute! 39 00:04:53,676 --> 00:04:55,678 Federal indictments? Yeah. 40 00:04:55,678 --> 00:04:58,181 Where the fuck you get this? I got a guy who owes me. 41 00:04:58,181 --> 00:05:02,185 He's got agoomatowho works at f. B. I. Headquarters as a word processor. 42 00:05:02,185 --> 00:05:06,689 When's it comin' down? I don't know. When she knows, she'll tell me. 43 00:05:06,689 --> 00:05:09,575 Indictments? What the fuck you talkin' about? You sure about this? 44 00:05:09,575 --> 00:05:14,080 It ain't just my source in jersey. Half of new york moved to fort lauderdale already. 45 00:05:14,197 --> 00:05:16,699 Fuck. They're gonna want my ass. 46 00:05:16,699 --> 00:05:20,703 Why? What do you mean, why? I'm o. C. 47 00:05:20,703 --> 00:05:24,207 When'd you get your fuckin' wings? I didn't. 48 00:05:24,707 --> 00:05:27,210 Not yet anyway. 49 00:05:27,593 --> 00:05:30,596 Uncle junior, you got anything you wanna say about this? 50 00:05:30,596 --> 00:05:33,599 You guys see indictments under your bed at night. 51 00:05:33,599 --> 00:05:37,103 Right away you're ready to lam it. As far as i'm concerned, it's just speculation. 52 00:05:37,103 --> 00:05:41,107 - It's rumor. - Better be safe than sorry, no? 53 00:05:41,107 --> 00:05:44,110 I say we duck for a while. And what are we gonna do? 54 00:05:44,227 --> 00:05:45,728 Close shop? We can't do that. 55 00:05:46,229 --> 00:05:47,980 Tony, what do you think? 56 00:05:47,980 --> 00:05:52,985 What the fuck you askin' him for? I just-- i just gave you the answer. 57 00:05:52,985 --> 00:05:55,488 Junior's right. We go on the lam now, it's open season. 58 00:05:55,488 --> 00:05:58,991 The fuckin' albanians will be livin' in our houses. Fuck! 59 00:05:58,991 --> 00:06:00,993 I just gave a g- note to larry boy's kid for the boost. 60 00:06:00,993 --> 00:06:03,996 If i knew i may have to lam in a hurry, i would've duked her another time. 61 00:06:12,505 --> 00:06:15,258 Thank you, darlin'. Gotta go. 62 00:06:15,758 --> 00:06:18,261 Say good- bye to your father for me. 63 00:06:19,762 --> 00:06:23,766 I agree with my uncle. He calls the shots, we do it. 64 00:06:23,766 --> 00:06:26,769 But maybe, for today, for right now... 65 00:06:27,270 --> 00:06:30,773 you were thinkin', uncle jun, that everybody should do a little spring cleaning. 66 00:06:31,023 --> 00:06:33,526 That was my next comment. 67 00:06:41,033 --> 00:06:43,035 We're goin' right now. Let's go. 68 00:06:44,537 --> 00:06:47,039 Come on. We have to go. 69 00:07:07,810 --> 00:07:10,813 Think they're gonna come over the weekend? 70 00:07:10,813 --> 00:07:13,316 They're comin' someday. 71 00:07:17,820 --> 00:07:20,323 - Where's the rest of the money? - It's everywhere. 72 00:07:20,323 --> 00:07:22,825 Well, get it. 73 00:07:24,327 --> 00:07:27,830 What else? How'bout your phone numbers? 74 00:07:27,830 --> 00:07:29,832 Anybody who's anybody is in my head. 75 00:07:35,721 --> 00:07:37,723 What's the matter? 76 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:40,843 Nothin'. Just here we go. 77 00:07:40,843 --> 00:07:44,347 Here. Why now? 78 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:47,600 Why the fuck now, just when things we're goin' good? 79 00:07:55,241 --> 00:07:57,994 Boot your computer. The cops are coming. 80 00:07:58,494 --> 00:08:01,998 - So? - You want them to see all that porno you downloaded? 81 00:08:01,998 --> 00:08:04,500 Shit! 82 00:08:12,258 --> 00:08:14,260 You better give me your jewelry. 83 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:17,263 Jesus. Hey. 84 00:08:17,263 --> 00:08:21,767 They know we can't produce receipts. You want'em stealing this shit from us? 85 00:08:25,388 --> 00:08:29,892 Come on. I'm not giving you my engagement ring. This isn't stolen. 86 00:08:31,394 --> 00:08:37,033 Is it? No. What do you think i am? 87 00:08:38,534 --> 00:08:40,653 Come on. Give me that. 88 00:09:07,563 --> 00:09:09,565 Adriana! 89 00:09:11,067 --> 00:09:13,569 It ate my whole script now! 90 00:09:16,572 --> 00:09:18,574 You're still on the file. 91 00:09:18,574 --> 00:09:20,576 You must've deleted the text. 92 00:09:20,576 --> 00:09:23,079 What the fuck-- whatever, whatev-- you fuckin' asshole! 93 00:09:23,079 --> 00:09:26,582 All right, stop with the hysteria, would you, please? 94 00:09:26,582 --> 00:09:30,586 If you're gonna keep behavin' like a baby, fuck it, i'm not gonna help you, christopher. 95 00:09:31,087 --> 00:09:35,091 - I mean it. - At least you work that squirrel program in the restaurant. 96 00:09:38,094 --> 00:09:40,596 There. The text came back. 97 00:09:41,097 --> 00:09:44,600 You put it in buffer memory. What do you think? 98 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:47,103 Of the script? 99 00:09:47,103 --> 00:09:50,606 Babe, i can't like give an opinion every time you add a sentence. 100 00:09:50,606 --> 00:09:53,109 I gotta have the whole story flow. 101 00:09:53,109 --> 00:09:55,611 I'm startin' with the dialogue. 102 00:10:05,121 --> 00:10:08,624 "Imanugedto get the drop on him"? 103 00:10:08,624 --> 00:10:11,627 Do you mean to say, "imanagedto get the drop on him"? 104 00:10:11,627 --> 00:10:15,631 Or is he saying"manuge," like"manugia l'american"? 105 00:10:24,140 --> 00:10:26,642 My tennessee william. 106 00:10:31,147 --> 00:10:33,649 Where you goin'? 107 00:10:33,649 --> 00:10:35,651 Get over here. 108 00:10:37,153 --> 00:10:40,656 I have never seen you apply yourself like this. 109 00:10:40,656 --> 00:10:43,659 I love movies. You know that. 110 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:47,663 That smell in blockbuster, that candy and carpet smell, 111 00:10:48,164 --> 00:10:50,166 i get high off it. 112 00:10:50,166 --> 00:10:54,170 I'm gonna let all this love and knowledge go to waste? 113 00:10:54,170 --> 00:10:57,673 My cousin gregory's girlfriend amy, the one that works for tarantino, said, 114 00:10:57,673 --> 00:11:00,176 "mob stories are always hot." 115 00:11:00,676 --> 00:11:03,679 I can make my mark. 116 00:11:03,679 --> 00:11:06,182 Babe, with these indictments, 117 00:11:06,682 --> 00:11:11,187 shouldn't you put the script away for a while and get rid of evidence? 118 00:11:12,688 --> 00:11:15,691 Travel light. Free bird. 119 00:11:15,691 --> 00:11:19,695 You stole this computer, plus the one you just gave melissa. 120 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:26,702 - I'm writing! - Turn on channel 6. 121 00:11:26,702 --> 00:11:28,704 Turn on channel 6. 122 00:11:31,707 --> 00:11:35,711 New jersey attorney general james d. Ricci stated at a fund- raiser... 123 00:11:35,711 --> 00:11:38,714 that a grand jury has been impanelled to investigate... 124 00:11:38,714 --> 00:11:42,718 possible mob activities in the garden state, with indictments to follow. 125 00:11:43,085 --> 00:11:46,839 With us is syndicated columnist and author ofmafia: 126 00:11:47,339 --> 00:11:50,342 America's longest running soap opera, jeffrey wernick. 127 00:11:50,342 --> 00:11:52,845 First of all, welcome. Thank you. Pleasure to be here. 128 00:11:52,978 --> 00:11:56,982 For years now, the f. B. I. Has been telling us that the mafia is all but dead. 129 00:11:57,483 --> 00:12:00,486 Let me interject. While it is true... 130 00:12:00,486 --> 00:12:03,489 that the mob is getting a standing- eight count, 131 00:12:03,489 --> 00:12:05,491 uh, i wouldn't call the fight. 132 00:12:05,491 --> 00:12:07,993 The government knows this better than anyone. 133 00:12:07,993 --> 00:12:12,498 Murder, truck hijacking as well as money laundering are expected to be among the inquiries. 134 00:12:12,498 --> 00:12:15,000 Do we know yet the names of those who will be indicted? 135 00:12:15,501 --> 00:12:17,002 Well, the indictments are sealed. 136 00:12:17,503 --> 00:12:21,006 But with the recent death of acting di meo family boss, jackie aprile, 137 00:12:21,006 --> 00:12:25,010 my sources tell me that corrado "junior" soprano... 138 00:12:25,127 --> 00:12:27,630 was made new boss after the death of aprile. 139 00:12:27,630 --> 00:12:32,768 The sopranos have long historic ties to the new york families. 140 00:12:32,768 --> 00:12:35,271 What about these possible murder charges? 141 00:12:35,271 --> 00:12:39,024 They will undoubtedly be focused on the as- yet- unsolved... 142 00:12:39,525 --> 00:12:43,395 execution- style slaying of soprano family associate, brendan filone. 143 00:12:43,395 --> 00:12:47,399 Uh, was it part of a power struggle? Interesting. 144 00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:50,402 No one would ever have ranked him as associate! My associates tell me that... 145 00:12:50,786 --> 00:12:54,290 filone is a loyal soldier, if you will, and he winds up dead-- soldier? 146 00:12:54,290 --> 00:12:57,660 Brendan filone! Associate? Soldier? 147 00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:00,162 Fuck you! Jesus. 148 00:13:08,671 --> 00:13:13,175 Georgie, did you see it from the beginning? Did they mention my name? 149 00:13:13,676 --> 00:13:17,680 No-- stop the fuckin' chitchat, all right. I gotta go. I gotta go. 150 00:13:22,685 --> 00:13:25,688 Nobody makes "ginzo" gravy like you, nana. 151 00:13:25,688 --> 00:13:29,191 You know, i'm up at bard waiting for my care package. 152 00:13:29,191 --> 00:13:31,193 I don't like that word, jason. 153 00:13:31,193 --> 00:13:34,079 - What? Ginzo? - The word is offensive. 154 00:13:34,079 --> 00:13:37,583 She's right, jason. It's not a nice word. Sorry, nana. 155 00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:39,702 - What's it mean? - Derived from the word "guinea." 156 00:13:39,702 --> 00:13:42,955 - What's that mean? - It's a derogation. 157 00:13:43,455 --> 00:13:46,458 I have a patient, you wouldn't wanna say the word "guinea" in front of him. 158 00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:48,961 Huh, italian male seeing a shrink. 159 00:13:48,961 --> 00:13:51,463 Let me guess. Mother issues. 160 00:13:51,463 --> 00:13:53,966 - Why wouldn't you say it, mom? - You just wouldn't. 161 00:13:53,966 --> 00:13:57,970 What, you'd be scared? Is he in the mafia? I shouldn't have mentioned it. 162 00:13:57,970 --> 00:13:59,972 Can't we change the subject? 163 00:14:00,472 --> 00:14:03,475 No way. What's he do, mom? Is he in the mob or what? 164 00:14:03,475 --> 00:14:05,477 He's not a mobster, is he, jen? 165 00:14:05,477 --> 00:14:09,982 Nobody knows better than you, richard, i can't discuss my patients. 166 00:14:09,982 --> 00:14:13,986 I just hope he's not one of those crumbs they're talkin' about on the news. 167 00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:18,490 Jen, just refer him to another doctor. You could do that, couldn't you? 168 00:14:18,991 --> 00:14:23,245 - Grate the cheese, dad, okay? - Sure she can. 169 00:14:23,245 --> 00:14:25,748 That might be what you would do, richard. 170 00:14:25,748 --> 00:14:28,751 Now i remember why we got divorced. 171 00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:32,504 Why should i refer him to another doctor? He's my patient. 172 00:14:32,504 --> 00:14:34,139 You know you can't treat sociopaths. 173 00:14:34,139 --> 00:14:36,141 He's scum and you shouldn't help him with his bed- wetting. 174 00:14:36,141 --> 00:14:40,145 You have no idea who this man is, and yet you call him scum. 175 00:14:40,145 --> 00:14:43,649 People like him are the reason italian- americans have such a bad image. 176 00:14:43,649 --> 00:14:49,154 I agree. Ask any american to describe an italian- american, 177 00:14:49,154 --> 00:14:53,659 and invariably he's gonna referencethe godfather, goodfellas. 178 00:14:54,159 --> 00:14:57,162 Good movies. And the rest are gonna mention pizza. 179 00:14:57,162 --> 00:14:59,164 Good movies to eat pizza by. 180 00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:02,668 Stop it, jason. I never said he was in the mafia. 181 00:15:03,168 --> 00:15:05,170 Why do you think we're never gonna see an italian president? 182 00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:07,172 And that's my patient's fault? 183 00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:11,677 - Hey. - I realize you're very involved in the antidefamation lobby. 184 00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:16,682 So go after hollywood if you feel you absolutely have to, but leave my patient alone. 185 00:15:16,682 --> 00:15:21,687 It's a synergy. News items and the constant portrayal of italian- americans as gangsters. 186 00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:27,192 Wasn't the italian antidef deal started by joe colombo, a mobster? 187 00:15:27,192 --> 00:15:29,695 Italians against discrimination did a study, 188 00:15:30,195 --> 00:15:33,315 and in its height, the mafia in this country had less than 5, 000 members. 189 00:15:33,315 --> 00:15:36,702 And yet, that tiny, insignificant fraction... 190 00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:41,206 cast such a dark shadow over 20 million hard- working americans. 191 00:15:41,323 --> 00:15:43,325 Dad, at this point in our cultural history, 192 00:15:43,325 --> 00:15:46,829 mob movies are classic american cinema, like westerns. 193 00:15:47,329 --> 00:15:49,832 I have to agree there, rich. You know, 194 00:15:50,332 --> 00:15:52,334 you never saw that scotch- irish pissin' and moanin'... 195 00:15:52,718 --> 00:15:56,221 about always bein' portrayed as, as rustlers and gunslingers. 196 00:15:56,338 --> 00:15:59,842 That's absurd. See what you started with your gravy, nana? 197 00:15:59,842 --> 00:16:03,846 To we, the 20 million. 198 00:16:03,979 --> 00:16:05,981 - Salute. - Salute. 199 00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:09,351 Salute. 200 00:16:23,749 --> 00:16:27,503 - What? 201 00:16:27,870 --> 00:16:30,756 - Get down here right away. We're exterminatin'. - I'm kind of busy now. 202 00:16:30,873 --> 00:16:32,875 And get some sfogliatelle and cannoli and shit for the guys. 203 00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:35,127 Yeah. 204 00:16:48,524 --> 00:16:51,527 Twenty- nine. 205 00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:01,286 Here you go, big guy. Thank you. 206 00:17:10,546 --> 00:17:12,047 Hey, gino. What can i get you? 207 00:17:12,414 --> 00:17:15,417 Give me some-- whoa, whoa. Number 34, right here. 208 00:17:15,417 --> 00:17:18,170 He was in line. He just went out to go get gas in his car. 209 00:17:18,554 --> 00:17:22,558 Oh, so i could go out, fuck your sister, come back saturday, i go to the front? 210 00:17:22,925 --> 00:17:26,311 - I said he could. - Hey, poppin' fresh, i'm in no fuckin' mood today. 211 00:17:26,311 --> 00:17:29,314 I'm next. Now get a fuckin' pastry box. 212 00:17:29,431 --> 00:17:31,433 Gino, what can i get ya? 213 00:17:31,683 --> 00:17:34,186 Oh! It's all right, dougie. Let him go first. 214 00:17:34,319 --> 00:17:36,438 No. He don't make the rules here. 215 00:17:37,940 --> 00:17:40,325 All right, let me have two neapolitan loaves-- 216 00:17:40,576 --> 00:17:44,696 you touch a single fuckin' crust, you're gonna wish you took that job at mcdonald's. 217 00:17:44,696 --> 00:17:49,084 - Fuck you. - Okay, take a walk. 218 00:17:49,084 --> 00:17:53,088 What about my bread? You come back in ten minutes. 219 00:17:53,205 --> 00:17:56,592 - What the fuck do you think you're doin'? - Come on. 220 00:18:03,966 --> 00:18:07,352 Come on. Get up. I'm not gonna hurt you. 221 00:18:07,352 --> 00:18:10,856 What is it? What is it? Do i look like a pussy to you? 222 00:18:11,356 --> 00:18:12,858 No. I'm serious. Be honest. 223 00:18:13,358 --> 00:18:15,360 I won't get mad. No. 224 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:19,364 Why the fuck would you give me a hard time and talk to me like i'm nothin' to worry about? 225 00:18:19,364 --> 00:18:21,867 I- i- i'm sorry. 226 00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:25,737 Get a pastry box. Move it! 227 00:18:28,874 --> 00:18:31,877 That's better. Now fill it... 228 00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:34,880 with cannoli, sfogliatelle and napoleons. 229 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,882 Okay. 230 00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:41,887 - Move! - 231 00:18:43,889 --> 00:18:45,757 good. 232 00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:51,263 Give me the box. Come on. 233 00:18:51,263 --> 00:18:53,515 Here. 234 00:18:59,521 --> 00:19:03,025 Next time you see my face, show some respect. 235 00:19:03,025 --> 00:19:05,160 I will. 236 00:19:05,277 --> 00:19:08,914 You motherfucker! 237 00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:12,534 - You shot my foot! - It happens. 238 00:19:12,534 --> 00:19:15,037 Oh, you fuckin' asshole! 239 00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:22,427 If i'm gettin' an invitation to the dance, 240 00:19:22,427 --> 00:19:24,930 i wish the feds would hurry the fuck up about it. 241 00:19:24,930 --> 00:19:26,932 You heard what they're sayin' on the news. 242 00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:29,434 The way things are workin', it's gonna be junior's party. 243 00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:32,437 That was a far- thinkin' plan you had there, ton. 244 00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:37,442 I called you last christmas. Fuck this. 245 00:19:37,442 --> 00:19:41,446 Hey, the sfogliatelle. What's wrong with you? 246 00:19:41,446 --> 00:19:44,950 What are you doin'? Were you brought up in a barn or what? 247 00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:48,453 What's the matter with you, huh? This is no time to go on the rag, christopher. 248 00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:51,957 Not with the indictment shit comin' down. 249 00:19:51,957 --> 00:19:55,460 Take georgie, go in the bathroom, sweep for bugs, okay? 250 00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:57,462 Come on. 251 00:20:04,469 --> 00:20:06,972 Well, i hope they'll be all right. 252 00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:10,726 - Who? - The guys. 253 00:20:10,842 --> 00:20:12,477 - What about me? - You'll be all right. 254 00:20:12,978 --> 00:20:15,097 They didn't even mention your name on television. 255 00:20:15,097 --> 00:20:18,100 Fuckin' amazing, though, huh? You know what, that news guy, 256 00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:21,603 he said the words,"brendan filone," i'm tellin' ya, the hairs on the back of my neck, 257 00:20:22,104 --> 00:20:23,605 they fuckin' stood up. 258 00:20:24,106 --> 00:20:28,110 - I mean, i knew the guy. - They made him look like john fuckin' gotti. 259 00:20:28,110 --> 00:20:30,112 I brought him around here. 260 00:20:30,612 --> 00:20:34,116 Tony wouldn't have never known him if it wasn't for me. 261 00:20:34,616 --> 00:20:37,252 Huh. I had no idea. 262 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:59,141 Who is it? I'm sleeping! 263 00:20:59,141 --> 00:21:02,144 Carmela. Oh, come on in. 264 00:21:02,277 --> 00:21:06,782 I- i- i just said that in case you were that snooty- ass... 265 00:21:06,782 --> 00:21:09,284 mrs. Ryan down the hall. 266 00:21:09,284 --> 00:21:14,289 Oh, she is so shanty irish, and with all her airs. 267 00:21:14,289 --> 00:21:16,291 Come on. Get dressed. I'm taking you to brunch. 268 00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:18,794 What? You heard me. Get dressed. 269 00:21:18,794 --> 00:21:23,298 What's wrong? Tell me. Nothing is wrong, ma. Why does something have to be wrong? 270 00:21:23,298 --> 00:21:25,050 Is it meadow? She eats like a bird. 271 00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:28,553 Everything is fine, ma. Relax. Nothing is wrong. 272 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:33,425 But you come here unannounced. And i- i shouldn't wonder if something's wrong? 273 00:21:33,925 --> 00:21:36,061 Oh, jeez. I'm sorry. 274 00:21:36,061 --> 00:21:39,064 It's a nice day. I thought i would take you out. 275 00:21:41,433 --> 00:21:43,435 I don't wanna go out. 276 00:21:46,321 --> 00:21:48,824 Is it anthony? Those indictments? 277 00:21:48,824 --> 00:21:51,326 His father could take it in stride, but he can't. 278 00:21:51,827 --> 00:21:53,578 I don't believe you. 279 00:21:57,332 --> 00:22:00,085 - Come on, ma. Will you get dressed? - We just went to a wedding. 280 00:22:00,585 --> 00:22:04,589 That was a big to- do. This way, you and me, we get to spend some quality time. 281 00:22:07,092 --> 00:22:10,095 The manor is gonna stop serving brunch any minute. 282 00:22:13,098 --> 00:22:16,101 Did he cheat on you again? 283 00:22:17,969 --> 00:22:21,473 You know, i try to do something nice. I come here to take you out. 284 00:22:21,973 --> 00:22:26,478 Right away you think i have some other agenda that i have to talk toyouabout? 285 00:22:26,478 --> 00:22:29,481 Don't flatter yourself. 286 00:22:29,481 --> 00:22:32,984 I'll, uh-- i'll throw something on. 287 00:22:36,488 --> 00:22:39,124 Buckle your seat belt, ma. 288 00:22:39,124 --> 00:22:42,627 I can't find it. Where is it? 289 00:24:07,078 --> 00:24:10,332 It's not definite. I just thought i'd tell ya, 290 00:24:10,332 --> 00:24:13,335 you know, in case i don't show up for an appointment. 291 00:24:13,468 --> 00:24:15,971 So, you're telling me that you're planning a vacation, 292 00:24:15,971 --> 00:24:18,473 but you're not sure exactly when it will be? 293 00:24:18,723 --> 00:24:21,226 Right. 294 00:24:21,726 --> 00:24:24,095 I may never go. 295 00:24:26,097 --> 00:24:28,099 Let's put it this way. 296 00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:32,354 There's a strong possibility that it-- it could happen. 297 00:24:34,356 --> 00:24:38,994 Does this have anything to do with what's been on the news lately? 298 00:24:43,248 --> 00:24:46,251 So, if you, uh, suddenly stop coming to your appointments, 299 00:24:46,251 --> 00:24:49,254 i will assume that you are on vacation. 300 00:24:49,371 --> 00:24:52,374 And i should wait to be contacted? 301 00:24:52,374 --> 00:24:56,127 That would be a good assumption. 302 00:25:01,132 --> 00:25:04,636 Who is it? Paulie. Open the door. 303 00:25:24,155 --> 00:25:26,658 I thought we were steppin' out. 304 00:25:28,159 --> 00:25:31,663 I got two broads in the car. You said ad' went to stay at her mother's. 305 00:25:36,668 --> 00:25:40,171 No wonder. This place looks like a fuckin' sty. 306 00:25:42,674 --> 00:25:45,927 What's wrong with you? 307 00:25:45,927 --> 00:25:48,680 Talk to me. This ain't like you, kid. 308 00:25:51,316 --> 00:25:53,435 I ran into billy cracchiolo. 309 00:25:53,435 --> 00:25:55,820 The meter maid? What about him? 310 00:25:55,937 --> 00:25:58,940 Told me the regular cops in nutley are lookin' for a guy. 311 00:25:58,940 --> 00:26:02,444 Blew off a kid's toe for no good reason in russo's bakery. 312 00:26:02,944 --> 00:26:04,946 Drove a lexus. 313 00:26:08,450 --> 00:26:10,452 Does tony know about this? 314 00:26:11,453 --> 00:26:13,455 What's goin' on, chrissy? 315 00:26:13,955 --> 00:26:16,458 Been workin' my ass off on this movie script. 316 00:26:16,958 --> 00:26:20,211 You know how many pages i got? Nineteen. 317 00:26:21,212 --> 00:26:23,715 That a lot or a little? 318 00:26:23,715 --> 00:26:27,218 Books say movie's supposed to be about 120 pages. 319 00:26:27,218 --> 00:26:29,721 Got this fuckin' computer. I thought it would do a lot of it. 320 00:26:29,971 --> 00:26:31,973 You ain't bein' frank about the business, kid? 321 00:26:32,357 --> 00:26:33,858 I would never do that. 322 00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:36,361 It's only "suggested by." That writer, 323 00:26:36,861 --> 00:26:41,366 with the bullfights, blew his own fuckin' head off. 324 00:26:41,366 --> 00:26:43,868 I bought a script- writin' program and everything. 325 00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:47,122 My advice. Put that thing down a while. 326 00:26:47,622 --> 00:26:49,124 We go get our joints copped, 327 00:26:49,624 --> 00:26:52,627 and tomorrow, the words will come blowin' out your ass. 328 00:26:54,629 --> 00:26:57,132 You ever feel like nothin' good was ever gonna happen to you? 329 00:26:57,132 --> 00:26:59,634 Yeah. And nothin' did. So what? 330 00:27:00,135 --> 00:27:01,636 I'm alive. I'm survivin'. 331 00:27:02,137 --> 00:27:05,140 That's it. I don't wanna just survive. 332 00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:10,145 Says in these movie- writing books that every character has an arc. You understand? 333 00:27:12,147 --> 00:27:14,149 Like everybody starts out somewheres, 334 00:27:14,149 --> 00:27:17,652 and then they do somethin' or somethin' gets done to them, it changes their life. 335 00:27:17,652 --> 00:27:21,156 That's called their arc. Where's my arc? 336 00:27:23,658 --> 00:27:27,412 Take richard kimble, all right? 337 00:27:27,412 --> 00:27:31,916 No, that's no good. His arc is run, run, jump off a damn-- run. 338 00:27:31,916 --> 00:27:34,919 Uh-- 339 00:27:34,919 --> 00:27:36,921 keanu reeves, devil's advocate. You see that? 340 00:27:37,422 --> 00:27:39,424 Al. Right. 341 00:27:40,925 --> 00:27:45,430 Keanu's a lawyer. Gets all turned on by money, power and the devil. 342 00:27:45,547 --> 00:27:49,551 Then his wife says to him, "you're not the man i married." Leaves him. 343 00:27:49,551 --> 00:27:51,803 You see the arc? 344 00:27:53,304 --> 00:27:57,809 He starts down here. He ends up here. 345 00:27:57,809 --> 00:28:00,311 Where's my arc, paulie? 346 00:28:00,812 --> 00:28:04,315 Kid, richard kimble, 347 00:28:04,315 --> 00:28:06,818 thedevil'swhatever, those are all make- believe. 348 00:28:06,951 --> 00:28:09,954 Hey, i got no arc either. 349 00:28:09,954 --> 00:28:13,458 I was born, grew up, spent a few years in the army, 350 00:28:13,958 --> 00:28:16,461 a few more in the can and here i am. 351 00:28:16,461 --> 00:28:18,463 A half a wise guy. So what? 352 00:28:18,463 --> 00:28:20,832 I got no identity. 353 00:28:21,332 --> 00:28:25,336 I mean, even brendan filone's got an identity. He's dead. 354 00:28:25,336 --> 00:28:28,840 I killed that fuckin' emil kolar and nothin'. 355 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:33,344 I don't even move up a notch. All i got is nightmares. 356 00:28:33,344 --> 00:28:35,847 That polish, czech, slavic, whatever the fuck he is, 357 00:28:35,847 --> 00:28:38,349 is hauntin' me in my dreams every night. 358 00:28:38,850 --> 00:28:42,487 That happens. The more of them you do, the better you'll sleep. 359 00:28:42,487 --> 00:28:45,490 I had one prick chasin' me for months in my dreams. 360 00:28:45,490 --> 00:28:47,992 I feel like he's tryin' to tell me somethin'. 361 00:28:47,992 --> 00:28:50,995 That we fucked up the night that we buried him. We didn't fuck up. 362 00:28:50,995 --> 00:28:53,498 - That i'm in danger. - Could i ask you a question? 363 00:28:53,498 --> 00:28:56,000 Why the fuck would he wanna tell you you're in danger, 364 00:28:56,501 --> 00:28:59,504 considering you put a fuckin' moon roof in the back of his head? 365 00:28:59,754 --> 00:29:02,257 What did we do wrong that night? 366 00:29:02,757 --> 00:29:05,760 The gun was hot, so the slugs in his head couldn't be traced back to me. 367 00:29:06,127 --> 00:29:08,763 You know who had an arc? Noah. 368 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,402 Is that him? 369 00:29:31,903 --> 00:29:35,540 Now that would be some fuckin' coincidence if it wasn't, wouldn't it? 370 00:29:38,042 --> 00:29:40,545 Holy shit! Look at that! 371 00:29:40,545 --> 00:29:44,165 - What? - He was clean shaven. He's got a fuckin' beard now. 372 00:29:44,666 --> 00:29:46,668 You know what? I read that. That happens. 373 00:29:47,051 --> 00:29:49,053 Jesus. I always thought it was bullshit. 374 00:29:49,170 --> 00:29:51,172 Oh! Look at his fingernails! 375 00:29:51,306 --> 00:29:55,677 - Oh, fuck! They're like a woman's. - I'm gonna fuckin' puke. 376 00:29:57,178 --> 00:29:59,180 All right, help me lift him. 377 00:29:59,180 --> 00:30:02,684 We'll take him down to pine barons before they build a fuckin' condo here. 378 00:30:02,684 --> 00:30:04,686 Georgie! 379 00:30:08,323 --> 00:30:10,325 I don't know about selling this property. 380 00:30:10,825 --> 00:30:14,329 I don't know about you, but i sure as hell could use an infusion... 381 00:30:14,329 --> 00:30:17,332 if we're gonna support jas after he graduates. 382 00:30:17,332 --> 00:30:22,337 It's funny how even during our marriage we saw things differently. 383 00:30:22,337 --> 00:30:26,457 I never saw this place as an investment. 384 00:30:26,457 --> 00:30:28,960 I always thought that we'd build a house. 385 00:30:30,461 --> 00:30:32,964 So, are we gonna sell or what? 386 00:30:32,964 --> 00:30:34,966 For jason. 387 00:30:35,466 --> 00:30:39,354 But, you know, i don't wanna hear that you took one of your colleens on a cruise. 388 00:30:39,721 --> 00:30:42,223 What's that supposed to mean, "colleens"? 389 00:30:42,473 --> 00:30:45,476 We all know you're a sucker for those irish girls. 390 00:30:45,977 --> 00:30:50,114 Every italian boy bows down to the freckles. I married you. 391 00:30:50,365 --> 00:30:54,869 - Yeah, i was a mother figure. - Don't bust my balls with freud by numbers, would ya? 392 00:30:54,986 --> 00:30:58,623 "Don't bust my balls"? Watch it, richard. Yourcalibrazeis showing. 393 00:30:58,623 --> 00:31:00,625 What, are you somehow implying by all this... 394 00:31:01,125 --> 00:31:03,628 i'm- i'm ashamed to be an italian- american? 395 00:31:03,628 --> 00:31:06,130 With all the poverty, starvation, ethnic cleansing... 396 00:31:06,130 --> 00:31:08,633 and generally horrible shit in this world, 397 00:31:09,133 --> 00:31:13,388 you devote your energies to the protection of the dignity of connie francis. 398 00:31:15,390 --> 00:31:18,893 You know, you're all worked up about my patient, 399 00:31:18,893 --> 00:31:23,398 a man who has no bearing on who you are or where you are in this world. 400 00:31:23,398 --> 00:31:26,517 Call him a patient. The man's a criminal, jennifer. 401 00:31:26,517 --> 00:31:30,021 And after a while, finally you're gonna get beyond psychotherapy... 402 00:31:30,021 --> 00:31:32,523 with its cheesy moral relativism. 403 00:31:32,523 --> 00:31:36,277 Finally, you're gonna get to good and evil. And he's evil. 404 00:31:58,433 --> 00:32:01,436 Sorry i'm late. The alarm was-- 405 00:32:01,436 --> 00:32:04,939 what the fuck is wrong with you? Didn't paulie tell you i ain't been feelin' good? 406 00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:07,942 I wipe my ass with your feelings. Thanks. Thanks a lot. 407 00:32:08,443 --> 00:32:10,945 Drive the fuckin' car! 408 00:32:18,953 --> 00:32:22,457 We're under a microscope, and i gotta hear you shot some fuckin' civilian in the foot... 409 00:32:22,457 --> 00:32:24,959 'cause he made you wait for buns? Fuckin' paulie. 410 00:32:24,959 --> 00:32:27,962 Don't blame paulie! Makazian comes to me and says nutley p. D. S... 411 00:32:27,962 --> 00:32:29,964 got a description and a make on the car! 412 00:32:30,465 --> 00:32:32,967 Why don't you just leave a fuckin' urine sample next time? If i could've done it-- 413 00:32:33,468 --> 00:32:36,971 oh, shut up! Fuckin' georgie comes into the club, he's got vomit all over his shirt. 414 00:32:36,971 --> 00:32:40,475 I ask him,"what the fuck?" he said you're diggin' up some body you clipped three months ago! 415 00:32:40,975 --> 00:32:42,477 I was worried-- shut up! 416 00:32:42,977 --> 00:32:45,480 People do that shit, they wanna get caught. I wanna get caught? 417 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:48,483 You wanna get caught. I seen it before, this fuckin' "cowboy- itis"! 418 00:32:48,483 --> 00:32:51,486 You wanna be a big, bad guy, christopher? I was worried that i didn't-- 419 00:32:51,486 --> 00:32:53,488 shut up! 420 00:32:58,743 --> 00:33:02,246 Can i try and explain here? 421 00:33:04,499 --> 00:33:07,502 I don't know, tony. 422 00:33:07,502 --> 00:33:11,506 It's like just the fuckin' "regularness" of life is too fuckin' hard for me. 423 00:33:11,506 --> 00:33:13,508 I don't-- i don't know. 424 00:33:19,013 --> 00:33:22,016 Look at you. 425 00:33:22,016 --> 00:33:25,019 I bet you're sleepin' all the time, right? 426 00:33:25,019 --> 00:33:27,889 It's the only thing i still enjoy. 427 00:33:29,390 --> 00:33:31,392 You know what i think? 428 00:33:31,893 --> 00:33:35,396 Maybe i have cancer. 429 00:33:35,897 --> 00:33:37,899 You remember how jackie got? 430 00:33:38,032 --> 00:33:39,534 Cancer? 431 00:33:39,901 --> 00:33:43,905 Somethin' fuckin' horrible's goin' on inside my body. There's a physical change. 432 00:33:44,038 --> 00:33:47,542 Does this word "cancer" pop into your mind a lot, 433 00:33:47,542 --> 00:33:49,544 a little bit, what? 434 00:33:50,044 --> 00:33:55,550 - Huh? - Well, i'm just thinkin' maybe you're... 435 00:33:55,550 --> 00:33:57,552 depressed. Me? 436 00:33:57,668 --> 00:34:00,671 I'm no fuckin' mental midget. 437 00:34:05,309 --> 00:34:07,311 All right. 438 00:34:09,180 --> 00:34:11,432 - Watch the, the-- - what? 439 00:34:11,933 --> 00:34:13,935 The filter. Oh, fuck! 440 00:34:24,946 --> 00:34:28,449 Maybe you got a, uh, serotonin problem, 441 00:34:28,950 --> 00:34:32,453 or whatever the fuck they call it, ya know. 442 00:34:32,453 --> 00:34:34,839 You know about that shit? 443 00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:38,843 I saw it last night on a...program. 444 00:34:38,843 --> 00:34:42,847 What, take fuckin' prozac? Not this skinny guinea. 445 00:34:45,850 --> 00:34:48,352 Let me ask you a question. 446 00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:54,225 You ever think about, uh, you know-- 447 00:34:56,727 --> 00:34:58,729 fuck no! 448 00:35:00,231 --> 00:35:02,233 Good. 449 00:35:03,734 --> 00:35:08,239 Can you imagine those fuckin' losers blowin' their skulls all over the bathroom? 450 00:35:08,739 --> 00:35:10,741 It's fuckin' pathetic. 451 00:35:32,513 --> 00:35:36,017 Hey, didn't you hear the goddamn doorbell? I'm in the middle of a game. 452 00:35:36,017 --> 00:35:39,520 You'll be in the middle of the fuckin' street you don't wise up. 453 00:35:50,781 --> 00:35:52,783 Anthony soprano? 454 00:35:52,917 --> 00:35:54,919 What are you doing in my backyard? 455 00:35:55,036 --> 00:35:57,038 The gate was open. I'm agent harris. 456 00:35:57,538 --> 00:36:01,042 This is agent driscol. May we come in? If i say no? 457 00:36:01,292 --> 00:36:04,295 If we were local, we wouldn't even have knocked. 458 00:36:04,428 --> 00:36:06,931 What's your point? 459 00:36:07,048 --> 00:36:10,051 We have a search warrant. We know you have children in the house. 460 00:36:10,434 --> 00:36:12,937 Other team's waiting out front. We don't think it necessary... 461 00:36:12,937 --> 00:36:15,056 to traumatize kids by kicking in doors. 462 00:36:15,556 --> 00:36:19,060 So, why don't you take a minute and tell them you have, uh, visitors. 463 00:36:34,075 --> 00:36:36,077 Hmm. 464 00:36:43,467 --> 00:36:45,469 Any quarters, you can keep. 465 00:36:45,469 --> 00:36:48,472 You tryin' to bribe me? 466 00:36:48,472 --> 00:36:51,475 Why don't you tell me what you're lookin' for? Maybe i can save you some time. 467 00:36:51,475 --> 00:36:54,478 - Any incriminating evidence would be nice. - 468 00:36:56,347 --> 00:36:58,349 dad! 469 00:36:58,733 --> 00:37:01,736 They're taking my computer. I have an english paper. You gotta be shittin' me. 470 00:37:01,852 --> 00:37:04,739 I better have all my programs on there when it comes back. 471 00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:07,241 Anthony. 472 00:37:07,241 --> 00:37:11,245 What the hell are they doin' in my kitchen? 473 00:37:13,748 --> 00:37:16,367 What the hell are you doin' in my refrigerator? 474 00:37:16,367 --> 00:37:19,870 - If you forgot your lunch box, pal, why don't you just ask? - I'm very sorry. 475 00:37:19,870 --> 00:37:23,374 Mrs. Soprano, how much would you say that bowl cost? I'm not cleaning that up. 476 00:37:23,874 --> 00:37:25,876 Grasso, get somethin' to clean that. 477 00:37:25,876 --> 00:37:28,379 Grasso-- 478 00:37:28,879 --> 00:37:31,632 - your ass! - Hey, hey, hey! Tony. 479 00:37:31,632 --> 00:37:33,634 Take it easy. Take it easy. Grasso, take it easy. 480 00:37:34,018 --> 00:37:36,520 Tony, we're gonna be out of here in a few minutes. 481 00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:40,524 Tony, let's wait in the living room. Clean up the bowl. 482 00:37:40,524 --> 00:37:42,526 Come on. 483 00:37:50,785 --> 00:37:53,287 I know those feds are doin' their job, but it pisses me off the way they act. 484 00:37:53,287 --> 00:37:55,790 That one guy wasn't so bad, harris. 485 00:37:55,790 --> 00:37:59,794 Trust me, he was the biggest sneak out of all of'em. It's all part of his little act. 486 00:37:59,794 --> 00:38:02,296 And that guy that broke the bowl, he did that on purpose. 487 00:38:02,296 --> 00:38:04,799 I don't think so. He was just a klutz. 488 00:38:04,799 --> 00:38:09,670 What was his last name? Rizzo, razzo, what? Grasso. 489 00:38:09,670 --> 00:38:12,673 Grasso. Do you think it's a coincidence they sent him? 490 00:38:12,673 --> 00:38:16,177 If he wasn't an italian, he'd be back at the office sweepin' up. The stupid jerk. 491 00:38:16,677 --> 00:38:18,679 They probably frisk him every night before he goes home. 492 00:38:18,679 --> 00:38:22,066 - Why? - Why? 'cause he has a vowel at the end of his name. 493 00:38:22,566 --> 00:38:27,071 Grasso. What's he think, he's gonna make it to the top by arresting his own people? 494 00:38:27,071 --> 00:38:29,690 Pass the mushu. He'll see. 495 00:38:29,690 --> 00:38:31,442 - He'll learn. - We have a vowel. 496 00:38:31,942 --> 00:38:33,444 "F"- in' right, and you be proud of it. 497 00:38:33,944 --> 00:38:37,948 Jesus christ, you'd think there never was a michelangelo the way they treat people. 498 00:38:38,082 --> 00:38:40,701 Did you know that an italian invented the telephone? 499 00:38:40,701 --> 00:38:44,088 - Alexander graham bell was italian? - You see? 500 00:38:44,088 --> 00:38:47,958 You see what i'm talkin'-- antonio meucci invented the telephone and he got robbed! 501 00:38:48,459 --> 00:38:50,961 Everybody knows that. 502 00:38:50,961 --> 00:38:53,464 Who invented the mafia? 503 00:38:53,464 --> 00:38:57,218 What? La cosa nostra, who invented that? 504 00:38:57,218 --> 00:38:59,603 - Who cares? - Wasn't it salvatore lucana, 505 00:39:00,104 --> 00:39:04,475 better known as charlie "lucky" luciano who organized the five families? 506 00:39:04,608 --> 00:39:07,611 Lucchese, gambino, bonnano, profaci. 507 00:39:07,862 --> 00:39:10,364 Is there somethin' you wanna say to me? 508 00:39:11,615 --> 00:39:14,118 I just like history, like you, dad. 509 00:39:14,235 --> 00:39:16,987 - Can you just shut the fuck up about it? - Hey! 510 00:39:17,121 --> 00:39:19,623 Hey! 511 00:39:21,125 --> 00:39:24,745 A. J. , did you know that john cabot was italian? Whoa. 512 00:39:24,745 --> 00:39:28,249 - Like he knows who that is. - It's the famous discoverer of canada. 513 00:39:28,632 --> 00:39:31,135 The bank of america. You ever heard of it? 514 00:39:31,135 --> 00:39:34,138 One of the biggest banks in the world, started by an italian. 515 00:39:34,505 --> 00:39:36,507 The first american saint was italian-- mother cabrini. 516 00:39:37,007 --> 00:39:39,009 That's right. 517 00:39:39,009 --> 00:39:42,012 Is it true that the chinese invented spaghetti? 518 00:39:42,012 --> 00:39:45,516 Now think about it. Why would people who eat with sticks... 519 00:39:45,516 --> 00:39:49,019 invent something that you need a fork to eat? 520 00:39:49,019 --> 00:39:51,522 And here's something else i bet you didn't know. 521 00:39:51,522 --> 00:39:55,409 More italians fought for this country in world war ii than any other ethnic group. 522 00:39:57,161 --> 00:39:59,163 And they won't tell you about sacco and vanzetti either. 523 00:39:59,530 --> 00:40:02,032 The two antichrists that got the electric chair in massachusetts? 524 00:40:02,283 --> 00:40:05,035 - Anarchists. - Isn't it antichrists? 525 00:40:05,286 --> 00:40:08,289 They were two innocent men who got the chair because they were italian. 526 00:40:08,789 --> 00:40:11,292 How can there be two antichrists? There was only one christ. 527 00:40:11,675 --> 00:40:14,795 - So? - And of course, 528 00:40:15,296 --> 00:40:17,298 francis albert. 529 00:40:19,934 --> 00:40:23,437 Will i see you next week? Unless you know somethin' i don't. 530 00:40:23,437 --> 00:40:26,941 Just so you understand, that i have to charge you for the missed session. 531 00:40:27,308 --> 00:40:29,810 What are you talkin' about? 532 00:40:29,944 --> 00:40:31,946 We agreed on that on our very first meeting. 533 00:40:32,446 --> 00:40:34,448 I know, but i just explained to you my situation. 534 00:40:34,815 --> 00:40:38,319 I understand, but it's important that we respect the agreement. 535 00:40:40,704 --> 00:40:43,073 - What if i got hit by a car? - But you weren't. 536 00:40:43,574 --> 00:40:46,577 - I know, but what if? - But you weren't. 537 00:40:46,827 --> 00:40:49,713 - I know that, but, but what if? - You weren't. 538 00:40:49,830 --> 00:40:53,334 - Why don't you answer my fuckin' question? - I will not. 539 00:40:53,834 --> 00:40:55,836 You won't? 540 00:40:56,337 --> 00:40:58,339 All right, fine, fine. 541 00:40:58,839 --> 00:41:01,342 Here. Here you go. 542 00:41:01,342 --> 00:41:04,228 Of course, 'cause this is what it's all about? Motherfuckin', cocksuckin' money! 543 00:41:04,728 --> 00:41:06,730 Here. 544 00:41:08,232 --> 00:41:12,736 I don't understand that comment, and i don't appreciate being made to feel afraid. 545 00:41:12,987 --> 00:41:16,490 I don't appreciate feelin' like i pour my heart out to a fuckin' call girl. 546 00:41:16,740 --> 00:41:19,610 - Is that how you see me? - Not until now. 547 00:41:19,610 --> 00:41:23,614 But it's obvious you don't give a shit about my situation or what's happenin' with me! 548 00:41:23,614 --> 00:41:26,617 Otherwise, you wouldn't be shakin' me down. 549 00:41:29,119 --> 00:41:31,622 It'll show as "paid" on your next month's bill. 550 00:41:32,122 --> 00:41:35,125 Fine. Stick it up your ass. 551 00:41:44,735 --> 00:41:47,054 And how about dr. Goldman over here? 552 00:41:47,054 --> 00:41:51,058 Originally, he was gonna be a tree surgeon, but he fainted at the sight of sap. 553 00:41:51,058 --> 00:41:54,061 Sap, ladies and gentlemen. 554 00:41:54,562 --> 00:41:58,065 Pace yourselves. Don't spend it all in one place. 555 00:41:58,065 --> 00:42:02,570 Movie night, right? Last week they showed the polish version ofrashomon. 556 00:42:02,570 --> 00:42:07,074 Everybody remembers the rape exactly the same. The'60s-- 557 00:42:07,074 --> 00:42:09,577 what's the matter with you, corrado? 558 00:42:09,577 --> 00:42:13,581 Headaches, that's all. Not the kind you take aspirin for. 559 00:42:14,081 --> 00:42:17,084 Now, tonight on our show, we have mitzi gaynor, 560 00:42:17,084 --> 00:42:19,587 sergio franchi and a woman from france... 561 00:42:19,587 --> 00:42:22,590 who will pull a string of lightbulbs out of her husband's throat. 562 00:42:22,590 --> 00:42:24,592 This woman can relate. 563 00:42:24,842 --> 00:42:29,847 I think we may have a bad apple. Does tony know about this? 564 00:42:30,347 --> 00:42:34,852 What are you gonna do? There's not much to do. We have to sit back and wait. 565 00:42:34,852 --> 00:42:38,856 And do me a favor, don't let tony know you know. He's under enough pressure. 566 00:42:41,358 --> 00:42:45,362 I'm sure he's tellin' his psychiatrist it's all his mother's fault. 567 00:42:45,613 --> 00:42:50,751 - What are you talkin' about, a psychiatrist? - Yeah, a psychiatrist. 568 00:42:50,751 --> 00:42:53,754 He's been seein' one for a while now. 569 00:42:53,871 --> 00:42:57,625 God only knows what he says. 570 00:42:57,758 --> 00:43:00,761 - Tony? - Yes, tony. 571 00:43:00,761 --> 00:43:04,265 Tony, who had such a terrible mother. 572 00:43:04,265 --> 00:43:09,019 - A psychiatrist? - Yes, junior. For christ's sake! 573 00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:14,024 Show of hands. How many people think j. F. K. Is still alive? Come on. 574 00:43:14,024 --> 00:43:16,527 They should take a zapruder film of your salad bar? 575 00:43:16,527 --> 00:43:19,029 Hello? Help me out. 576 00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:21,782 Who? The psychiatrist, i mean. 577 00:43:21,782 --> 00:43:23,784 Do you think i know? 578 00:43:24,285 --> 00:43:27,288 What did you say to tony about this? Me? 579 00:43:27,288 --> 00:43:31,792 Nothin'. I wouldn't give him the satisfaction. 580 00:43:31,792 --> 00:43:36,914 And, junior, i don't want there to be any repercussions. 581 00:43:38,415 --> 00:43:40,417 A psychiatrist? 582 00:43:40,801 --> 00:43:43,804 You're a broken record. 583 00:43:43,804 --> 00:43:45,806 Yes, yes. 584 00:43:45,806 --> 00:43:47,808 Shh. Do i have to-- 585 00:43:48,309 --> 00:43:52,313 this lady is blind. Dear, i have a few words for you. 586 00:43:52,313 --> 00:43:55,816 Do i have to say it again? They are lucy in the sky with diamonds. 587 00:43:55,816 --> 00:43:58,936 All right? Picture yourself in a boat at ellis island. 588 00:43:58,936 --> 00:44:01,438 All right, how does that sound? 589 00:44:05,442 --> 00:44:07,945 It's me. Leave a message. 590 00:44:07,945 --> 00:44:10,447 Christopher? It's mommy. 591 00:44:10,948 --> 00:44:12,950 I know you're there. Pick it up. 592 00:44:13,450 --> 00:44:16,954 Are you all right? I'm worried about you. 593 00:44:16,954 --> 00:44:19,957 My god, they mentioned your name in the newspaper today. 594 00:44:19,957 --> 00:44:23,460 Thestar- ledger. Mrs. Jones told me. 595 00:44:23,460 --> 00:44:25,963 With all those scumbags. 596 00:44:25,963 --> 00:44:29,967 It's been a while since we met for therapy. 597 00:44:29,967 --> 00:44:31,969 Mm- hmm. 598 00:44:31,969 --> 00:44:34,972 Jason, how's bard? 599 00:44:37,474 --> 00:44:40,477 I'm moving into a smoke- free dorm. 600 00:44:43,981 --> 00:44:45,983 And how do we feel about that? 601 00:44:46,233 --> 00:44:48,736 I'm more interested in discussing what we mentioned before. 602 00:44:49,119 --> 00:44:53,123 Jason, are you concerned that your mother is treating this patient x? 603 00:44:54,241 --> 00:44:56,744 I don't care. 604 00:44:57,244 --> 00:45:02,249 As a colleague, jen, i suggest you drop the patient. 605 00:45:02,383 --> 00:45:05,753 After her last encounter with him, she finally acknowledged... 606 00:45:05,753 --> 00:45:09,256 that she saw the different side of him-- the subhuman. 607 00:45:09,506 --> 00:45:11,759 I take it you were frightened. 608 00:45:11,759 --> 00:45:14,261 Frightened, revolted. 609 00:45:14,645 --> 00:45:16,146 At long last, appropriate emotions. 610 00:45:16,647 --> 00:45:19,149 Oh, for christ's sake, richard. You too, sam. 611 00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:24,021 - When did we become so afraid to get our hands dirty? - It's what she gets paid for. 612 00:45:24,021 --> 00:45:27,024 Jason, how would you like to see your mother-- 613 00:45:29,026 --> 00:45:33,030 never mind. I'm not gonna paint any graphic images. 614 00:45:33,414 --> 00:45:35,916 See? He always does that. 615 00:45:36,417 --> 00:45:40,421 - What? - Follow that up, jas. Dad does what? 616 00:45:40,921 --> 00:45:43,924 His real issue is that i should distance myself from this man... 617 00:45:43,924 --> 00:45:46,927 on the grounds of the stigma that he brings us. 618 00:45:47,044 --> 00:45:50,547 I say, refer this patient to a therapist... 619 00:45:51,048 --> 00:45:54,551 that specializes in mafia depression. 620 00:45:58,555 --> 00:46:01,058 - Sam, this isn't funny. - No, of course not. 621 00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:05,562 Jen has a real honest to goodness personal... 622 00:46:06,063 --> 00:46:08,699 and professional dilemma. 623 00:46:11,819 --> 00:46:16,457 You know, on my mother's side we have a few dark sheep. 624 00:46:16,457 --> 00:46:18,459 Excuse me? 625 00:46:18,959 --> 00:46:20,461 Lepke. 626 00:46:24,965 --> 00:46:26,967 Who's lepke? 627 00:46:26,967 --> 00:46:30,471 Louis lepke buchalter. 628 00:46:30,471 --> 00:46:33,841 You know. Murder incorporated. 629 00:46:36,226 --> 00:46:39,229 My mother's uncle was lepke's wheel man. 630 00:46:39,229 --> 00:46:41,231 His driver. 631 00:46:42,733 --> 00:46:44,985 Uh- huh. 632 00:46:44,985 --> 00:46:47,488 Those were some tough jews. 633 00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:46,390 Closed- captioned by captions, inc. Los angeles 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net